Patriot Party

Yes, that's true Worf. I'm here trying to market Pangalatic Gargle Blaster to you full-blooded Earthlings, but the only customer I've found is an owner of a string of automated car washes. Apparently it gives cars an incredibly deep clean :)

Worf Thaddeus wrote:

I'm pretty sure Dave is not from planet Earth. He's from Santraginus V. It is home to sere, marble-sanded beaches, splendiferous sea-fish women, dulcimer-like seashells and sea-water that is highly acid, the latter of which is part of the alcoholic drink called the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. It is said that Dave's mother went to Santraginus V on a holiday and stayed there for the remainder of her life, marrying a sentient rock. That rock gave Dave his American-like colour sense that we see here on the pages of CL today.


huege wrote:

Unless Ontario became the 51st state while I was out getting groceries, I'm pretty sure I'm not :)
dukecolor47 wrote:

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)

I'm pretty sure Dave is not from planet Earth. He's from Santraginus V. It is home to sere, marble-sanded beaches, splendiferous sea-fish women, dulcimer-like seashells and sea-water that is highly acid, the latter of which is part of the alcoholic drink called the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. It is said that Dave's mother went to Santraginus V on a holiday and stayed there for the remainder of her life, marrying a sentient rock. That rock gave Dave his American-like colour sense that we see here on the pages of CL today.


huege wrote:

Unless Ontario became the 51st state while I was out getting groceries, I'm pretty sure I'm not :)
dukecolor47 wrote:

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)

Now you're testing me :P I don't know what currency I paid…I just tapped my credit card and stuck the receipt in my pocket. I was shopping at a Canadian subsidiary of a US store, using a credit card issued by a Canadian subsidiary of a US bank, so I guess I'm sort of a subsidiary American?

dukecolor47 wrote:

Please no tests....I am all tested out :) I don't think we (USA) have annexed Ontario, but I haven't been following our imperialistic and colonialist expansion policies lately :) Did you pay Canadian $ or US $ at the checkout...that would be a good indicator? :)

huege wrote:

Unless Ontario became the 51st state while I was out getting groceries, I'm pretty sure I'm not :)
dukecolor47 wrote:

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)

Please no tests....I am all tested out :) I don't think we (USA) have annexed Ontario, but I haven't been following our imperialistic and colonialist expansion policies lately :) Did you pay Canadian $ or US $ at the checkout...that would be a good indicator? :)

huege wrote:

Unless Ontario became the 51st state while I was out getting groceries, I'm pretty sure I'm not :)
dukecolor47 wrote:

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)

Unless Ontario became the 51st state while I was out getting groceries, I'm pretty sure I'm not :)
dukecolor47 wrote:

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)

Are you sure you are not from the USA? :)