Z.Brooke

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Wow, it's always at these profiles that I realize how uninteresting I am…

I mainly joined so I could visually lay out a colour scheme instead of just experimenting on a canvas. On my first palette I came up with two unnamed colours! That's good, right? (Nude Peach and Blushing Peach. The palette's name is 'I'm Peachy!', that's why)

I like fantasy, science fiction, comic books and manga, cartoons and anime, online reviews, the internet, and movies, good or bad.

I have a dog named after a pirate. (Guess which one) And I love him more than I love my mother.( And I really love my mom)

I'm learning to speak French, so if you're French or speak French and want to talk to me, you'll regret it. Trust me. I'm not very good at it.

Bonjour! Je m'appelle Z.Brooke! Je ne parle pas francais bien!

You can probably tell by my poor language skills that I'm American. And yes, I am a fat one.

Are you still reading this? I haven't bored you to death yet? Well thank you, that means a lot to me :3.

Despite being American, I use the English spelling for basically all words (which gets annoying because of spellcheck, and I had a teacher mark off for it…) I am a wee bit of an anglophile, but I mainly do it because it looks fancier. Clour beats color. Theatre beats Theater.

Also, Webster (the guy who wrote the dictionary) wrote that first dictionary because he thought America should have its' own language. So he switched around some 'r's' and dropped some 'u's'.

And we're still on the imperial measurement system.

Because we Americans are infamous for being intelligent and smart.

Also, I don't hate America. I love it so much I want to make fun of it. Do you hate America, that's why you don't want people to have the joy of mocking it?

But our television and the imperial system… and education… are total crap.

Seriously? You're still here? It was flattering at first, but now it's just creepy. Go away.

I'm not gunna proof-read this or look at it once it's posted until I do by accident and delete it all out of shame.

So bye!