Pizza Delight

I totally need me some amazing instnt speed pizzas! Then I can lie to people and tell them I have a lethal sense of cooking style!
3moDuDe wrote:

Hahahaha this is just hilarious.


Description: A tasteful frozen pizza made with the finest selection of waste from radioactive plants (Sorry moonways I copied your idea) certain to bring a shocker into your day!

Directions: Thaw the pizza overnight, conveniently killing all the flies in the vicinity. The next day, heat oven until you would burn your hand on it. Pop the pizza in for approximately half an hour or until the crust glows a strange shade of greenish blue turns golden brown. Serve and consume within one hour for the greatest effect taste!

Speed: Our pizzas come in three varieties: slow, fast and instant. Slow pizzas work within twelve hours to provide enough buffer time for any necessary escapes. Fast pizzas work within two hours for effective action. Instant pizzas are, well, you know.

Additional notes: Comes with two packs of cyanide powder and arsenic flakes to add that special oomph to your pizza!

Now, for a limited time only, you can get one box of this splendid meal for only $19.99!!!! Watch this space for new and exciting flavours such as fly agaric and rhubarb leaf!!