Placebo

It gets worse. Ebonics 444 would probably be a graduate level college course number.

Ebonics is a lower class language that does not qualify in mainstream education. A placebo is a medicine that does not have an active ingredient. Some feel better after taking one, but that is only a feeling. I try to make the names of the colors go with the palette, so try to make a combination.

http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Ebonics iz uh lower class language dat do not qualify in mainstream education. A placebo iz uh medicine dat do not gots an active ingredient. Some feel bettah afta taking one, but dat iz only uh feeling. I try ta make da names o' da colors jet wiff da palette, so try ta make uh combination. slap mah fro!

Ebonics doesn't do anything for the language, so it is in this placebo.