Inspiration

for the Five Facts About Me group:

(1) That boy who hangs around my house coined “The Smart Tart,” which prettymuch sums me up. I’m probably the nerdiest person you’ve ever met. I do things like reread War & Peace (It’s a different translation!) and take notes during Ken Burns documentaries.
(2) I’m also probably the girliest girl you’ve ever met. I’ve never walked in Sephora without spending over $100, which is why I only make the pilgrimage a couple of times a year. The only thing that makes me happier than a great book is a new cream liner brush.
(3) I have a freakishly high alcohol tolerance. Do not play a drinking game with me; I will win.
(4) I’m an incurable big sister – oldest child, oldest grandchild, the whole works. I am possibly the least judgmental person alive, but once you let me in I am chemically incapable of reserving my opinion. I’m not bossy, I just care about you. Well… and I’m bossy.
(5) I’m almost finished with a big scary degree that could not possibly be less artistic. I love my professional field so much, but the right side of my brain would atrophy and die without this place.