Gun

I like the noise and I like the smell

And where the lead
ends up, what the hell

I've got a gun

So you be the robber and I'll
be the cop

Cowboy saloons where someone gets dropped

GI Joe goin'
over the top

I don't much care as long as I pop pop pop my gun

You
better run

'Cause I'm young, dumb and I've got a gun

Public idiot
number one

'Cause I'm young, dumb and I've got a gun

The
constitution says that I'm so blessed

That I can clean my piece on the
supreme court steps

My pretty gun

There's many like it, yeah but
this one's mine

A good replacement for a lack of spine

When
tribulation makes me need to unwind

And pierce the air like I'm in
Palestine

Here's my gun

This is my rifle, this is my gun

This
is for fighting and this is for fun

I hate to gush but I'm your biggest
fan

I really love the way you fit my hand

You're with me always
like a wedding band

More than a friend to me, my true identity

You're smooth and hard and that's the way you stay

Bright and polished
like a Chardenay

Fully loaded as a New Year's Day

With a round in
the chamber
a round in the chamber