I'm a (slightly) crazy student/wannabe teacher/person with OCD and addictions to Joss Whedon, the internet, and colour.

Riley: So what have you got going on for tonight?
Buffy: Oh, patrolling.
Riley: Patrolling?
Buffy: Uh, petroleum.
Riley: Petroleum?
Buffy: Uh huh.
Riley: Tonight you have crude oil.
Buffy: And homework. What about you?
Riley: Oh, you know, grading papers.
Buffy: Ah, that'll be fun.
Riley: Not petroleum fun, but it passes the time.