TheatreSlave

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I am an all time fighter, whether I'm fighting for the window seat or my life I'm gonna put up a good fight.
I'm a romantic, and get into trouble alot.
I like to shout.
Music is always present in my life.
I sing like nobody exists to hear me.
There are no boundaries.
I love to act and hope to make a livin' out of it.
I love tall cute talented guys. So if you are one hit me up.
I have strange friends but that's okay cuz I'm pretty strange too.
I tend to express my feelings in all ways except through speech.
I have problems with misunderstanding everything.
I play the guitar and write my own songs.
I find inspiration everywhere.
Like many people my age I suck at school.
I love to love people.
If you ever need a hug, com on up to Fairfield CA and I'll give you one.
I am a geek I admit it.
Yes I love Star wars, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.
And yes I do have an unhealthy obsession with Ewan Mcgregor, and Nicole Kidman. THEY ARE MY HEROES. <3


The Many Definitions of My Name
A Mary is someone who seems shy, quiet, and frightened at everything but when you get to know her she is really outgoing, talkative, and brave. Holy because of her name, she will stay an innocent angel, never doing anything wrong. A Mary is a great singer, sweet and caring, and optimistic. Either a Cheerleader or a Popular Prep. Girly. Usually a peacemaker. Ditzy and unaware of pervy things going on. Lives in her own world.
Person: "haha, that joke was awesome!"
Mary: "Wait, I don't get it."

Person: "Mary's so quiet!"
Friend: "Are you kidding? She doesn't shut up!"

Friend: "We're not gonna win!"
Mary: "Not with that attitude! Go!!! SPARTANS!"


The subject of many fictional stories.
Person A: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.

Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?

Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.


The sexiest person you'll ever know. Absolutely amazing, intelligent and a damn good pool player!
She's bringing sexy back... she's Mary
one who is seemingly innocent.

Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.
person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.!


The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.

But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.

Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't


looks honest and sincere, but really is crazy and outgoing.
random guy: dude, mary is such a kiss up, she gave the teacher an apple

random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.