Demotivational Disillusionment

http://www.dailydemotivators.com/ I scrounged most of the ones here. A few were too positive to be DEmotivating. A few others were extremely racist, so I passed and a few others were overtly sexually mean. They don't post one EVERY day, but most of the time. The rest were nice. I'll upload as I get to them. I am up to October 31, 2008

http://www.demotivateus.com Many posters BUT -- EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED. DO NOT BE MOTIVATED TO CLICK ON THE SEXY VIDEOS. They have a very large collection. HOWEVER, I got a spyware infestation and scanned and fixed with AVG8.0 for viruses and spyware and Ad-Aware for spyware. There is a timed thing in my machine that pops up websites. Beyond that it seems to be just an inconvenience. I found 10 items so far so hope I have it isolated. AdAware is another excellent spyware scanner. One must be extremely careful what one clicks on. I thought I was, but will be even more careful. Some things are made to look like other things, of course. It could have been a mistake, or something placed where I didn't expect it to be. Going to websites referenced in this one can be a problem. Somehow I picked up a nasty popper for "PC Protection Center 2008" which is malware, not any of what is implied. There is a download for Spyware Doctor that will remove it. Naturally, it will not remove anything until you buy it. The free AD-Aware and AVG Anti Virus will take it off, so I also removed Spyware Doctor. They could be in cahoots. POPUPS SHOULD BE BLOCKED. DO NOT CLICK ON ANY ADS. THE SITE IS FULL OF THEM. IT ALSO GENERATED FAKE SECURITY ALERTS, WHICH IF CLICKED, WILL DOWNLOAD ADVERTISING POPPERS AND OTHER TROJANS.

despair.com One of the best....started it all with their registered DEMOTIVATORS. They have a new ROLL-YOUR-OWN poster section. 12 new ones are added for each year. I found the newest in November 2008.

Accomplishment (pending) / Achievement / Adversity / Agony / Ambition / Apathy / Arrogance / Bailouts (pending) / Beauty / Bitterness / Blame / Blogging / Burnout / Challenges / Change / Cluelessness / Compromise / Conformity / Consistency / Consulting / Corruption / Creativity (pending) / Curiosity (pending) / Customer Disservice / Customer Care / Dare to slack / Defeat / Delusions / Demotivation / Despair / Destiny / Discovery / Disloyalty / Disservice / Do it later / Doubt / Dreams / Dysfunction / Economics (pending) / Effort / Elitism / Failure / Fear / Flattery / Futility / Get to work / Give up / Goals / Government / Hazards / Hope / Humiliation / Idiocy / Ignorance / Incompetence / Indecison (pending) / Indifference / Individuality / Ineptitude / Insanity / Inspiration / Intimidation / Irresponsibility / Laziness / Leaders / Limitations / Loneliness / Losing / Madness / Marketing (pending) / Mediocrity / Meetings / Misfortune / Mistakes / Motivation / Nepotism / Opportunity / Overconfidence / Perseverance (pending) / Perspective (pending) / Pessimism / Persistence / Planning / Possibilities / Potential / Power / Pressure / Pretension / Priorities / Problems / Procrastination / Propaganda / Quality / Recovery (pending) / Regret / Retirement / Risks / Sacrifice / Sacrifice (Temple) / Sanity / Strife / Stupidity / Success / Teamwork / [The] Secret of Success (pending) / Self-esteem (pending) / Service (pending) / Strife / Stupidity / Success / Survival (pending) / Tradition (pending) / Trouble (pending) / Underachievement (pending) / Victory (pending) / Vision (pending) / Whining (pending) / Winners (pending) Wishes (pending) / Worth (pending) /

Star Trek Inspirational Posters (I have copied these)

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html 4 pages nicely presented ... JPG for upload here, or sharper PNG if you want them for something else

http://www.onmylist.com/category/tv/Star_Trek_DeMotivational_Postersyes_they_do_exist_1 22 more here, some not on above list, gangsta' trek, star bard, vision, burnout (mod of despair), knock it off, wunderkind

http://jphebert.wordpress.com/tag/motivation/ a few more

I have been wondering about another category, sexually suggestive and sensual INSPIRATIONAL posters. I thought about it for a few days. Would management want them in the office. **NO**. That means that we probably DO want them here. ;-) I recall a poster on a nearby cubicle of Britney Spears that management ordered removed. Was it revealing? No. It was very tame, less so than most football cheerleaders. I think it was just 1/2 life size and larger than their own corny teamwork posters, so they saw it as unfair competition. I have seen some very cute ones dealing with breasts and boobs. I'm not sure whether we're ready for topless here, even though I have seen a couple that would be funny and that are not pornographic. Pornographic is a no, as well as overt bondage (debatably mean to the other person) or racist. I don't mind insulting the "politically correct" and sterile movement since management probably "likes" noncontroversial things, but don't think that the nasty stuff is appropriate. Any more thoughts?

Gaming: Helo: see google images "helo motivational" for many of these. LilyJade has some similar ideas for us.

This site has a whole section for demotivational posters, and there are others elsewhere that would also work here. http://motivatedphotos.com/home.aspx?tag=demotivational

1431 posters in the demotivational area to date