pet rock

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Yes, George Forman is a very modest man...

...and a daughter named Georgette

Well, since I just now saw electrikmonk's comment, these must be part of George Foreman's pet rocks. He has 5 sons named "George".

...and call him George...

I've got three pet rocks, but they all look kinda the same, so I decided I wouldn't name them because it's just too confusing that way.

'...and i'll hug him and squeeze him and pet him...'

<3

drabs don't usually move me, but this one has possibilities...

i'm gonna' call it
'george'.. .