By the time you read this, I'll be hocking your jewelry. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I know this might comes as a bit of a brain aneurysm to you - especially because you're an emotional cripple. But I'm sorry – I just need freedom. I think you're totally keen, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a Republican, and I'm beyond that. You like leather harnesses, you eat noisily, and enjoy televised sports, and I don't like any of these things. Your favorite movie is Patch Adams, and your favorite band is N SYNCH. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said "Round". Anyway, I want to date everyone at your firm. But you know what? I still want to be friends of a friend. We can totally live on opposite coasts . We had some good times, or so you told me . But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no committing arson. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $100 you owe me, or the fact that you punched my grandmother. So take care of yourself - and irrigate that chancre.
prettyghost
retsof
By the time you read this, I'll be hocking your jewelry. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I know this might comes as a bit of a brain aneurysm to you - especially because you're an emotional cripple. But I'm sorry – I just need freedom. I think you're totally keen, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a Republican, and I'm beyond that. You like leather harnesses, you eat noisily, and enjoy televised sports, and I don't like any of these things. Your favorite movie is Patch Adams, and your favorite band is N SYNCH. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said "Round". Anyway, I want to date everyone at your firm. But you know what? I still want to be friends of a friend. We can totally live on opposite coasts . We had some good times, or so you told me . But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no committing arson. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $100 you owe me, or the fact that you punched my grandmother. So take care of yourself - and irrigate that chancre.
Peace Out,
prettyghost
P.S. I'll love you forever. Call me next week..
prettyghost
oh my god!
haha!
xxxxxxoooooo!~
retsof
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